Sweet Godzilla Cakes:
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Babies Are Notoriously Resistant to Spin Control
Overzealous new mother to oblivious young infant: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed at home,this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none.
Infant: Wahhhhh!!!!
Mother: No, no, no! It's ok! That little piggy didn't want roast beef! He was offered it but he turned it down. Maybe that little piggy is vegan! Yeah! Maybe he's vegan! Don't cry!
--NJ Transit
via Overheard in New York, Jul 8, 2008
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